I'm very bored right now but I have nothing special to write so i posted this video. One of my favs if you check my profile. It's Rolling Star by Yui. You should try watching it. It rocks
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Monday, November 17, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
SPM 2008 sketch
This is something which me and my friend had way too much free time thinking of.
Feel free to comment.
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Well if you managed to finish this I thank you for your patience and I said earlier I did not make this myself and had a friend for help. Feel free to comment. I know it's very crude but help us to improve.
Feel free to comment.
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Before the first day of SPM 2008, seniors (past year SPM candidates) come to visit those who are going to sit for SPM 2008 for Add. Maths Papers 1 and 2 and also Moral, all in one day.
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Scene: The juniors’ classroom at school.
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Senior A: Hey, long time no see. Are u ready for SPM? You know~lah. This exam very important one you know if u don’t pass u can’t go to college one~loh.
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Junior A: Ya. I know. Why do they have to put 2 Add. Maths paper and also Moral together all in one day? Why~lah do they have to put like that?
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Senior B: Aiyoh! Don wolli~lah (worry) Add. Math paper very easy~lah. ‘Sap sap sui one u know’ (Chinese for piece of cake) I test u first. What is one plus one?
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Junior A: Aiyoh. So easy question u also want to ask. Sure~lah answer is 2.
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Senior B: Long! (Wrong)
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Junior A: Y?! (Why)
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[Junior B joins in]
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Junior B: What are you talking about?
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Senior B: Nothing…Just that 1+1=10…In binaly~loh (binary)
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Junior B: Huh?! What the heck is binaly?
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Senior A: HAHAHA (laughing) Like that also u donno.( don’t know)
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Junior A: Very cold and lame joke lol. Sure he donno~lah. He drop physics adi(already).
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Senior B: OK.OK. Don get mad~lah. Long time no see~mah. Let me tell u something about how to answer the Qs (questions) especially in Bio. Damn easy to get marks one.
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Junior A: Really? What type of question they ask?
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Senior A: Yalah. In Bio they give u picture and u label.
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Junior B: Wei,wei. What kind of pictures? Give some example.
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Senior B: Vely vely (very) easy one. Close one eye or both eye also no ploblem (problem) one coz (because) they only give u 3 pictures only for Bio. Dog, cat or pencil.
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(sudden silence)
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Junior A: Wait, wait. Screw you~lah. I can understand about the dog and cat but y the hell pencil?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior A: Aiyoh. Pencil made out of wood mah.
Junior B: Huhh. (confused) Since when pencil in syllabus and what if they give mechanical pencil?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior C: (walks in after overhearing) Then Chemistry~loh. Like that also donno.
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Junior A: Wei. Don (don’t) mess wif (with) us~lah. Very tense~lah. SPM tomorrow.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior A: K.K. (ok) This time I serious.
Junior A: Not very good~lah.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior B: Me too. How to improve?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior B: Aiyoh. Just gimme (give me) one day. I gelenti (guarantee) that
[Sits in a PCK impersonation and digs his nose with pinky(little finger)]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior A: You siau ah? (Hokkien for crazy) If everyone talk like u whole world die~loh.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior B: Y? I watch PCK P-T-E L-T-D (spells abbreviation for Private Limited) ah also they talk like that one. I heard
[Sudden silence]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior B: Hey stop crapping ~lah. We need to study. You all only come to make fun of us.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior C: Oh. I almost forgot. I have something see-pee-sial (special) since u want to get good results.[Searches in bag] If u think that SPM is hard, A levels is even harder.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior A: Yeah. My teacher did things to
Senior B: Ya~loh. Eh, let’s show them how we got our 9A’s [Senior C finally takes out blank notebook] You know~lah. This to help u all. Friend mah.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior A: Really? How?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior A: This~lah.
[Senior A opens book]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior B: What’s this? [slightly puzzled]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior B: [Coughs dryly] This is our ‘secret weapon’. In the notebook~ah, got all the things u need to get
straight A’s one.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Senior C: [Abruptly cuts in] Ya~loh. But the thing is that only those who can get straight A’s can read this.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Junior B see the blank notebook, thinks a bit and pretends to believe by nodding]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior B: Ya~. I see all this complex equations inside. [in an unconvincing tone while signaling to Junior B]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Junior A: Okay. That’s it. [A small group of people is behind him] Ready?[Signals and start taking of a shoe]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[Seniors feel something wrong and begins to back off while trying not to laugh]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Seniors: Ahhhhh [horrified]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Angry mob: Charge [angry]
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ending scene with the seniors running away with empty notebook while juniors chase them with one shoe in hand.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Seniors: We’ll be baaaaaaaackkkkkkkk.
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Well if you managed to finish this I thank you for your patience and I said earlier I did not make this myself and had a friend for help. Feel free to comment. I know it's very crude but help us to improve.
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