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Monday, November 17, 2008

I'm very bored right now but I have nothing special to write so i posted this video. One of my favs if you check my profile. It's Rolling Star by Yui. You should try watching it. It rocks






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Saturday, November 8, 2008

SPM 2008 sketch

This is something which me and my friend had way too much free time thinking of.
Feel free to comment.
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Before the first day of SPM 2008, seniors (past year SPM candidates) come to visit those who are going to sit for SPM 2008 for Add. Maths Papers 1 and 2 and also Moral, all in one day.

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Scene: The juniors’ classroom at school.

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Senior A: Hey, long time no see. Are u ready for SPM? You know~lah. This exam very important one you know if u don’t pass u can’t go to college one~loh.

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Junior A: Ya. I know. Why do they have to put 2 Add. Maths paper and also Moral together all in one day? Why~lah do they have to put like that?

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Senior B: Aiyoh! Don wolli~lah (worry) Add. Math paper very easy~lah. ‘Sap sap sui one u know’ (Chinese for piece of cake) I test u first. What is one plus one?

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Junior A: Aiyoh. So easy question u also want to ask. Sure~lah answer is 2.

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Senior B: Long! (Wrong)

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Junior A: Y?! (Why)

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[Junior B joins in]

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Junior B: What are you talking about?

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Senior B: Nothing…Just that 1+1=10…In binaly~loh (binary)

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Junior B: Huh?! What the heck is binaly?

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Senior A: HAHAHA (laughing) Like that also u donno.( don’t know)

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Junior A: Very cold and lame joke lol. Sure he donno~lah. He drop physics adi(already).

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Senior B: OK.OK. Don get mad~lah. Long time no see~mah. Let me tell u something about how to answer the Qs (questions) especially in Bio. Damn easy to get marks one.

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Junior A: Really? What type of question they ask?

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Senior A: Yalah. In Bio they give u picture and u label.

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Junior B: Wei,wei. What kind of pictures? Give some example.

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Senior B: Vely vely (very) easy one. Close one eye or both eye also no ploblem (problem) one coz (because) they only give u 3 pictures only for Bio. Dog, cat or pencil.

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(sudden silence)

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Junior A: Wait, wait. Screw you~lah. I can understand about the dog and cat but y the hell pencil?

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Senior A: Aiyoh. Pencil made out of wood mah.

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Junior B: Huhh. (confused) Since when pencil in syllabus and what if they give mechanical pencil?

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Senior C: (walks in after overhearing) Then Chemistry~loh. Like that also donno.

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Junior A: Wei. Don (don’t) mess wif (with) us~lah. Very tense~lah. SPM tomorrow.

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Senior A: K.K. (ok) This time I serious. Ur English how?

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Junior A: Not very good~lah.

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Junior B: Me too. How to improve?

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Senior B: Aiyoh. Just gimme (give me) one day. I gelenti (guarantee) that ur English sure get A1 like this (snaps finger). Don have to wolli(worry) one. My English first class one. Can use in Singapore, Malaysia and some say China. Vely vely (very) high class one u know?

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[Sits in a PCK impersonation and digs his nose with pinky(little finger)]

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Junior A: You siau ah? (Hokkien for crazy) If everyone talk like u whole world die~loh.

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Senior B: Y? I watch PCK P-T-E L-T-D (spells abbreviation for Private Limited) ah also they talk like that one. I heard Singapore vely(very) advance mah.

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[Sudden silence]

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Junior B: Hey stop crapping ~lah. We need to study. You all only come to make fun of us.

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Senior C: Oh. I almost forgot. I have something see-pee-sial (special) since u want to get good results.[Searches in bag] If u think that SPM is hard, A levels is even harder.

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Senior A: Yeah. My teacher did things to me.[slight pause] Very very bad things. [deep and serious tone]

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Senior B: Ya~loh. Eh, let’s show them how we got our 9A’s [Senior C finally takes out blank notebook] You know~lah. This to help u all. Friend mah.

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Junior A: Really? How?

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Senior A: This~lah.

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[Senior A opens book]

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Junior B: What’s this? [slightly puzzled]

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Senior B: [Coughs dryly] This is our ‘secret weapon’. In the notebook~ah, got all the things u need to get

straight A’s one.

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Senior C: [Abruptly cuts in] Ya~loh. But the thing is that only those who can get straight A’s can read this.

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[Junior B see the blank notebook, thinks a bit and pretends to believe by nodding]

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Junior B: Ya~. I see all this complex equations inside. [in an unconvincing tone while signaling to Junior B]

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Junior A: Okay. That’s it. [A small group of people is behind him] Ready?[Signals and start taking of a shoe]

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[Seniors feel something wrong and begins to back off while trying not to laugh]

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Seniors: Ahhhhh [horrified]

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Angry mob: Charge [angry]

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Ending scene with the seniors running away with empty notebook while juniors chase them with one shoe in hand.

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Seniors: We’ll be baaaaaaaackkkkkkkk.

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Well if you managed to finish this I thank you for your patience and I said earlier I did not make this myself and had a friend for help. Feel free to comment. I know it's very crude but help us to improve.

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